Doesn't She Mean Fist Bumping?

This is priceless:



How does she even know that about Barack and Michelle anyway? Journalists nowadays will stop at nothing to get a good story, I guess! (Note to self...)

Colleen Vs. the Tuna Can, Round 2

Who will win THIS time?

Baby's First iMovie

So I've been teaching myself more cool things that my Macbook can do and moved into iMovie, which completely and totally confused me haha. However, thanks to some screen sharing sessions with JJ, I've learned enough to at least imitate what he what showing me (That's what she said) and decided to take this little video we shot one day when he drove me to work while he was in New York over Christmas and make it into a 34-second feature film just for you!

I think I shall title it, "I Need to Go 70 in a 50, Motherf*cker". Enjoy, it deserves a full 5 stars!

Next stop, Hollywood, right?!

Merry Christmas 2008 From Colleen, Jay, & the Fam

After a bit of a delay and then some lost luggage (it got delivered finally, not even 5 minutes ago), Jay finally arrived here for Christmas! We've been doing a lot of eating, drinking, and being merry. I was showing my family what my Macbook can do and we decided to do some "Merry Christmas" messages. So without further adieu, here are some holiday wishes from us:

P.S. Sorry about the bad lighting!

Have a Keifer Sutherland Christmas

Merry Christmas!!

For your holiday cheer, here's one of (in my opinion) the reasons why YouTube is so awesome. This clip NEVER gets old.

My First California Christmas Experience

California last weekend with Jay's family ROCKED. Seriously, I had such an awesome time. We flew in on Saturday morning, with our connecting Southwest flights meeting up in Vegas and then flying to Burbank (I had no delays getting in to Las Vegas but Jay did; we then had a bit of a delay leaving Vegas because of snow in Utah I think, but it was way better being delayed with someone!)

Anyways, here's some pictures from that weekend, with captions. There's also a video in here of Jay playing guitar off-the-cuff in the kitchen while no one was paying attention. I noticed he was and grabbed my camera to pretend to take a picture and recorded some of it before he realized what I was doing & we had to go eat or whatever it was. Enjoy some of our lame pictures from our very fun Christmas #1!

Video First:



Now the photo album:

We drink when we are delayed in airports, no matter what time of day it is.

The start of the (literally) 24-hour long game of Risk that Jay & his family played!

Taking a break to text/look at pictures. We're so technologically dependent.

Naturally, we had to take a picture of the game before we went to bed that night to make sure no one cheated over night! Jay is green.

My first time ever playing Wii bowling.

All tuckered out from my 10 minutes of Wii Bowling (plus it was like 9pm NY time...)

We played in Claire's Accessories during a quick mall-trip on Sunday, 12/14. Sylar - I mean Jay - wants glasses for some reason...

I found the pickle hidden in the Christmas tree & went to claim my prize! (Okay, maaaaaybe I had a tad bit of help from Aunt Mary & Uncle Brett...)

All set for take-off from Burbank to JFK and wearing my headband because it hurt my head when I tried to sleep :)

God, we LOVE JetBlue...

On the Day Before the Day Before Christmas Eve, Justin Timberlake & Andy Samberg Gave to Me...

A holiday classic brought to you by my blog, YouTube.com, and Hulu.com

Step 1...

My Macbook Does Cool Things Part 2: The Sepia Diaries

I promise to stop with the lame videos soon but SERIOUSLY I haven't even BEGUN to explore everything this computer can do! Yesterday morning, I found out that I could film using different effects and backgrounds yay. So last night, I decided to once again be a tool and film in sepia. I know all these settings are old news to most of my mac-whore friends, but I don't care, I'm having a ton of fun playing around with this myself (That's what she said). I promise the videos will stop soon and life can go back to normal.

So here's Colleen featuring Jay's voice presented in sepia! Golf claps.

Andy Samberg Creates Funny Videos

Thanks to Mr. Skypeck aka Chris in Boston for Tweeting this video last night.  It is hilarious.  Trust me.  Just watch it:

My Macbook Does Cool Things

Sooooo I found out that not only do I have this awesomely clear quality internal webcam built into my brand new Macbook, but I can actually record things using this webcam and (naturally) post them to the Internet!

...Which is, duh, exactly what I attempted to do just now.  Forgive my tired, dirty looking appearance - I actually did shower this morning, but my 2 hour nap mid-day kinda ruined that I guess.  So for all you fanboys and girls out there (ahem Paul Rudd, I'm talking to you!) who have always wondered what I look like when I'm at my hottest, here's your chance.  :P

Did I Stutter?

This makes me giggle:

Kittens at Play

I've been meaning to post these videos all week long, but haven't had a free moment to. When I was in Raleigh last weekend, I decided to go all mom on the kittens and take videos. Are they cute videos? Yes. Are they probably interesting to everyone else in the world but me? Not at all. But this is my blog and I'm apologetically showing off Ledger & Jasper the kittens. Little Zoe the kitten was camera shy (aka still sleeping). Ledge is the gray one and Jasper is the white one.



Aaaaand:

Colleen Go Boom

I'm not sure which is funnier: what happens or that her name is Colleen:

Sign of the Beaver

Thanks to my dear cuz Paul who gave me the heads up on this controversial commercial that's airing in Australia:

P.S. The John Mayer Rumor of the Day:

John Mayer likes to play 'Chubby Bunny' with tampons instead of marshmallows.

Dear John Mayer

"It is true about the moving."
-Jay Glatfelter, Sunday, March 23, 11:16pm.

Stay tuned to the end of this post & you'll see what he's talking about.

Anyways, today's Page Six said, "THAT John Mayer is so self-obsessed, he Googles himself every morning, and has been known to respond to online rumors just to clear the air." Soooo John, if your Google picks up on this blog post, then now that I've got your attention, let me ask you if you'd like to really slum it with the little people and be a guest on a wonderful podcast about news, entertainment and pop-culture. It's called MetroBuzz and you're allowed to say "fuck" on it and talk about new & improved methods or variations of the now infamous-though-still-completely-unappealing-to-me-sexual-act of "Superman dat ho." You should email me at the show's email - MetroBuzz@gmail.com - and appear on our show to clear up the following rumor that I'm going to spread right here, on this little blog that no one but my boyfriend reads because it's part of his job:

John Mayer likes to eat pickles & drink Brooklyn egg creams while riding his bicycle with no hands and - gasp! - NO HELMET!!!

Moving on, here's the video that was promised about 2 paragraphs up:



Happy Easter everyone!!

Uhhh...Sh*t Happens?

Okay, this made my little immature self laugh. Which is good because today was not a great day:





One more week...

Caesar doesn’t have the slightest idea what’s really going on.

"Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.”

This has been both a good week & a crappy week, but when I saw this on Wednesday, it made me laugh:



Laugh while you can kids, you never know when you won't be allowed to anymore.

Everybody Loves Zach Braff

My video laugh of the day, which is sorta creepy if you think about it, but I choose to take it at a purely surface level and laugh about how entertaining it is none-the-less:

Her Lovely Lady Lumps

This is why I love Alanis Morissette:

A Conumdrum

My uncle sent me this video. It's great: